*Looks up from book* Oh, hello there! How did you get into my hoiuse again? Ah... don't really matter. Anyway, name's Chloe. I love video games, shooters in general and writing/reading on this site. I was screwing around for about a year on this site and Fanfiction.com. I usually write lots of stories in a script format. You guys have heard the phrase "I do my own stunts!", right? I use my Microsoft word and I spell check my documents myself. Screw that stupid computerized spell-checker!
I usually do stories that are based off of video games. Right now, I'm working on Fallout New Vegas. I enjoy a good romance story (Not Twilight, sorry folks!) or a good hurt/comfort story, mainly with the Fallout series, but others as well.
Favorite Comedy Quote:
Sanity Not Included - I AM MELEEING IT'S LEGS!
"Aw, Jim, what the HELL are you doing?!"
"I am meleeing it's legs!"
"You're just going to piss it off! Get out of the way, it's gonna--"
*The giant, four-legged beast falls down in front of Jim, a cocky and triumphant smile tugging at his lips.*
"AHA! TAKE THAT, YOU GAYLORD!"
Sanity Not Included - Trying To Compensate for Something?!
"HEY!"
*A person is standing on top of another person's car, which is particularly small.*
"WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' DRIVIN' THAT SMALL CAR?!, TRYIN' TO COMPENSATE FOR SOMETHING, BIG DOUCHE?!"
*The person whose car is parked looks up in confusion and anger, a comical expression on his face.*
Favourite Visual Artist
Leonardo da Vinci
Favourite Movies
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes 2, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Goodfellas, Casino and A Bronx Tales.
Favourite TV Shows
Supernatural, Operation Repo, Cops, Lizard Lick Towing, Storage Wars, and Duck Dynasty
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
The Black Keys, Lifeseeker, Gorillaz, KoRn, Papa Americano, Villanosam, Clutch, Woodkid, Trio, System of a Down, The Life and Times, Sunstroke Project, Skrillex, Deadmau5, Johnny Cash, Nickleback, Luke Kelly and the Dubliners, Pittbull and Deftones
Favourite Books
Vampirates series, Hunger Games series
Favourite Writers
... Chris Avellone?
Favourite Games
Fallout 3, The Elder Scrolls series, Fallout New Vegas, Brink, Minecraft, Rage, Mass Effect 1 and 2, Saints Row series, Assassin's Creed series, Call of Juarez series
Favourite Gaming Platform
Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade
... A quick trigger finger, a trench coat, a deck of cards... and possibly duck calls.
Other Interests
Breaking things, percussion and Tae-Kwon-Do (Yeah, I know, I'm a massive geek and I'm PROUD OF IT.)